John Holmes: A Pop Icon
John Holmes, the most famous male porn star of all time, died on 13 March 1988. The Spanish daily El Pais dedicated a commemorative article to the death of this pop icon. Why is John Holmes a pop icon? For a start, I take myself as an example: I have never seen a porn film, but I know John Holmes. He’s a pop icon because he has inspired books, songs (like John Holmes by the Italian band Elio e le Storie Tese) and movies like Boogie Nights and Wonderland. At last, a pop icon usually doesn’t have a long and quiet life. He died of Aids at age 44 and had a fairly full life : drug, alcool, prison and naturally much, much sex.
El Pais article tells a few little known anecdotes. He was noticed by a photographer standing next to him at a restroom urinal ( porn has its talent-scouts as well..) and in his career appeared in gay films too. He was a gigolò, a stripper, a stool pigeon. For his cocain addiction, that forced him to snort a line every 15 minutes, he started to keep the underworld and was involved in the Wonderland murders . The rest is story, or rather, is myth. Little wonder that our times have as a myth a man famous only for his penis. After all, the Greeks already venerated a certain Priapus.
You have never seen a porn film: you are a girl.
Quand’ero piccolo
Tutti mi scherzavano
Per le dimensioni del mio pene
Ed io non stavo bene
Soffrivo le pene
Per colpa del pene
Ma piu’ il problema non si pone
Si’ perche’ il pene mi da’ il pane
Son diventato un grande attore
E benche’ schiavo dell’amore
Mi son comprato la moto
E ora son schiavo della moto
Non faccio piu’ moto
Infatti vado solo in moto
Ma ora son diventato un mito
Ho rilanciato il film muto
Perche’ sono muto
E se vedrete il filmato sicuramente converrete con noi che questa e’ verita’
John Holmes
Una vita per il cinema
John Holmes
Una vita per la moto
John Holmes Una vita per il cinema
John Holmes
Una vita per la moto
Trenta centimetri
Di dimensione artistica
Su di cio’ la critica e’ concorde
Nel ritenermi sudicio
Perche’ non hanno capito
Non parlo perche’ son rapito
E poi in faccia non son mai inquadrato
Ma dal pubblico son venerato
Ma ora sono diventato un mito
Ho rilanciato il film muto
Perche’ sono muto
E se fossi stato cieco
Avrei lanciato il film cieco
E se fossi stato ato(m)
Avrei lanciato il film-ato(m)
Dicon che faccio film penosi
Perche’ lavoro col pene
E insomma il pene mi da’ il pane
Il pene mi da’ si’ la moto
Ma la moto non da’ pene
Perche’ funziona bene
Si’, si’ la moto non da’ pene
Perche’ funziona bene
John Holmes
Una vita per il cinema
John Holmes
Una vita per la moto
John Holmes
Una vita per il cinema
John Holmes
Una vita per la moto
John Holmes !
Thank you very much Jacopo. :)